A project that might fail super-hard

Hello, my name is T and I’m a douchebag.



No way around it. Sure, I’ve reached that special height of douchebaggery where even my friends deny that I am a true and utter asshole, but that doesn’t really take away from the fact that I am not a very nice person. Or even a decent human being.
I am lazy, rude, uninspired, sarcastic, lying, unintelligent, unhealthy and a horde of other things that will ensure my dying alone in a shed somewhere.

To accompany this charming collection of unwanted personality traits I am also kind of messed up. Insomnia being my biggest nemesis at the moment, which my addiction to caffeine and sugar isn’t helping in the slightest.
So I visited a doctor and he told me that living healthy might actually help me in the long run.



HAH! Healthy! I am nothing if not for unhealthy living, this glorious, socially accepted way of committing suicide. Nay I say! Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, then put them on my grill and cover them in bacon grease.

Well, my computer died for a few days, and I suddenly realized how much insomnia truly sucks without internet. Sleeplessness is bad enough, but sleeplessness without entertainment or human contact is insufferable.



I finished three books in two days and restarted my computer thirty-seven times. Finally I got her on her feet again, internet and all, and I made a decision.

I am going to make myself into a better person.

You’re damn right I will. I usually get these urges to improve myself about once a year and they never lasts longer than, say, two-three weeks at the most, and then they fade away like whoa.
Being a crap person is easier after all, right? And having failed at becoming a better person approximately fifteen billion times I’d kind of given up on it. But no.

Fuck that shit.

I am going to improve myself SO HARD.
And what better way to chronicle this event than post it online? Hell, no one even needs to read it. It will just stand as a monument to my victories and my enormous amount of failures.

So first and foremost, I need short-time goals that I can overcome so I don’t jump on the Dumbass-express to Failuretown like I normally do. Marvel at this shit.

Until the end of March, I will be a pescetarian.

That’s right. No meat. I will allow myself fish because I need to stay true to my Norwegian roots and Norway is nothing but mountains, fish and oil, and only one of those are edible.
I will also have no energy drinks or candy, and no sugar outside what small amounts is needed in cooking.
Yeah this is gonna go to hell.

Other things I will do:
- Finally start posting my art online (and not just on facebook because that’s lazy)
- Get my visual diary and PDP portfolio and crap in order
- Begin exercising again. At least enough that I can get off my chair without feeling tired.
- Woooooooooooooork hardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
- Not die (optional)

So that’s it, folks. I will keep it off until I get my loan and can actually buy things, but when I do…

I will become the BEST person.
The very best.



Yeah! Let’s DO this!

… After my loan arrives.